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Monday, April 6, 2009
Fight! Fight! Fight!
I've been busy these past few days and have just now had the moments to sit and share some more of my insightful thoughts with you, the masses.
Wrestlemania was this past Sunday. I shared this special once a year event with a crowd at my local BW3s (how the hell do they get that shortening for a place called Buffalo Wild Wings?). Every PPV (Pay-Per-View for the three people out there who has never ordered porn or some other event) there is a nice little crowd out there. Hell, the regulars start knowing one another after awhile. It's been some time since I last visited this establishment and therefore the people who would have known me from before are none wiser as to who the hell I am. Thank God for that. I really am opinionated when it comes to wrestling. I have almost comes to blows with people over it for not liking this person or that person (one guy even told my wife, fiance at the time, that he felt sorry for her because she was with me). I've made children cry...while they were celebrating their birthday (That kid had it coming to him though. He was just as loud as I and was pulling for John Cena. I simply let him know that Cena likes the donkey balls and I was rooting against said donkey ball lover. The best part was after Cena won his match the kid got in my face and start hooting and hollering like there was no tomorrow, then Edge, who was cashing in his Money in the Bank, came out and had a match with the worn out Cena and pinned Cena. At this point I simply did unto the little kid as he had done to me. I got in his face and started in with the whole Cena got his ass whiped talk. Said little kid broke down into tears. My shining moment as a wrestling fan.) Wow, talk about off topic just a bit there. I was over-all disappointed with Wrestlemania as a whole. The Money in the Bank match seemed way to flat. The 25 Diva Battle Royal was a joke, minus the fact that "Santina" Marella won it. The Unification Tag title match didn't even take place at WM (yet wwe's website has it listed on the results page wtf?). Rey Mysterio had by far the worst ring attire I've ever seen and beat JBL in thirty seconds (gay). Matt and Jeff Hardy (each is a Hardy) had a somewhat decent match, hell of a finisher though. The Jericho vs The Legends match was so WTF worthy that they should have taken out the two flabby legends (Piper and Snuka) and let Steamboat and Jericho go at it (Steamboat is still in great shape) and it would have been better. The Cena and HHH matches were so predictable that Stevie Wonder could have seen those results coming a mile away. There was a crowning jewel in the midst of all these atrocious matches though. Undertaker vs HBK. Holy shit this match was so fucking amazing. Maybe the two main events just said "fuck it we can't top that" and threw in the towel. Undertaker won (17-0 ftw!!) but damn I have never been more heart-attack worthy while watching a Taker Wrestlemania match (my favorite wrestler can't ya tell?). Four words for that match: Match Of The Year.
Alright, enough of my love for wrestling at this time (don't worry it won't be a regular blog topic). For anyone who knows what Capoeira is (for those of you that don't Google) you pretty much know that it is mostly for looks and have never seen it executed well in any type of MMA contest. Well, now you have (Courtesy of CagePotato). You can hear the contact of foot meeting face. Seriously, this is probably the most bad ass knock out I have ever seen from an MMA fight.
Continuing on with the topic of fights. I read an article today (via ABC News) about a kid who was told "Why don't you go home and shoot yourself, no one will miss you" and he did. My heart really goes out to this family. It's shit like kids at school who think they are so bad ass and so macho that they pick on the kids who are different and who say shit like this that irritate the fuck out of me. I was by no means a popular guy in school. When I lived in Indiana I was picked on daily because I'm from Kentucky. I was not embraced by any crowd and only had very limited relationships with people. I had a girlfriend who broke up with me because of people giving her shit for dating me. What I really don't understand is why do people act like complete douchebags? I have come to blows with many a school bully mostly because I will not stand for their shit. I've been called gay for standing up for a gay friend. In the article you will read that the family is not seeking monetary compensation. Fuck, they deserve it. This isn't the first time a student at this school has been bullied and decided he didn't want to deal with it anymore. It's a re-occuring theme there. The teachers are doing nothing about it either. So who can the kids turn to for help? No one. Hell, I saw that when this goes to court that the judge, jury, whoever should decide that the family should be compensated with cash for their pain and suffering and for entrusting a school with the protection of their child. Especially considering that said school has done not a damn thing to help make the kids feel safe. Some of you will think that the kid should have stood up for himself and fought back. I agree, but some people are passifist (fuck I don't know how to spell it and I'm to lazy to Google right not). What I'd really like to see is another story from this school in a year or so where suddenly there is on kid who use to bully the others who got his ass kicked by a kid he bullied. It will happen to this kid or any others who have been bullies. Karma is a bitch people. It will be the kids who are being picked on who will one day be running this country and it will be the dick heads who bullied others who will make sure that we get to answer the question "Would you like fries with that?" People wonder why we have war and murder. I say look no further than your local high school. Look at how certain students are favored over the others. Look and see which ones are slowly pushing the others to commit such heinous acts. Those people are the reason why we still have such things in this world. They are the ones who become the next Jeffrey Dahmer, Wayne Gacy, and Charles Manson (which may be giving some more credit than they deserve due to most of these dicks living on the addage of "I'm not very bright but I can lift heavy things").
Alright I'm done for today. Until next time take care of yourselves (unless you're one of the aforementioned douchebags, then I don't care).
Wrestlemania was this past Sunday. I shared this special once a year event with a crowd at my local BW3s (how the hell do they get that shortening for a place called Buffalo Wild Wings?). Every PPV (Pay-Per-View for the three people out there who has never ordered porn or some other event) there is a nice little crowd out there. Hell, the regulars start knowing one another after awhile. It's been some time since I last visited this establishment and therefore the people who would have known me from before are none wiser as to who the hell I am. Thank God for that. I really am opinionated when it comes to wrestling. I have almost comes to blows with people over it for not liking this person or that person (one guy even told my wife, fiance at the time, that he felt sorry for her because she was with me). I've made children cry...while they were celebrating their birthday (That kid had it coming to him though. He was just as loud as I and was pulling for John Cena. I simply let him know that Cena likes the donkey balls and I was rooting against said donkey ball lover. The best part was after Cena won his match the kid got in my face and start hooting and hollering like there was no tomorrow, then Edge, who was cashing in his Money in the Bank, came out and had a match with the worn out Cena and pinned Cena. At this point I simply did unto the little kid as he had done to me. I got in his face and started in with the whole Cena got his ass whiped talk. Said little kid broke down into tears. My shining moment as a wrestling fan.) Wow, talk about off topic just a bit there. I was over-all disappointed with Wrestlemania as a whole. The Money in the Bank match seemed way to flat. The 25 Diva Battle Royal was a joke, minus the fact that "Santina" Marella won it. The Unification Tag title match didn't even take place at WM (yet wwe's website has it listed on the results page wtf?). Rey Mysterio had by far the worst ring attire I've ever seen and beat JBL in thirty seconds (gay). Matt and Jeff Hardy (each is a Hardy) had a somewhat decent match, hell of a finisher though. The Jericho vs The Legends match was so WTF worthy that they should have taken out the two flabby legends (Piper and Snuka) and let Steamboat and Jericho go at it (Steamboat is still in great shape) and it would have been better. The Cena and HHH matches were so predictable that Stevie Wonder could have seen those results coming a mile away. There was a crowning jewel in the midst of all these atrocious matches though. Undertaker vs HBK. Holy shit this match was so fucking amazing. Maybe the two main events just said "fuck it we can't top that" and threw in the towel. Undertaker won (17-0 ftw!!) but damn I have never been more heart-attack worthy while watching a Taker Wrestlemania match (my favorite wrestler can't ya tell?). Four words for that match: Match Of The Year.
Alright, enough of my love for wrestling at this time (don't worry it won't be a regular blog topic). For anyone who knows what Capoeira is (for those of you that don't Google) you pretty much know that it is mostly for looks and have never seen it executed well in any type of MMA contest. Well, now you have (Courtesy of CagePotato). You can hear the contact of foot meeting face. Seriously, this is probably the most bad ass knock out I have ever seen from an MMA fight.
Continuing on with the topic of fights. I read an article today (via ABC News) about a kid who was told "Why don't you go home and shoot yourself, no one will miss you" and he did. My heart really goes out to this family. It's shit like kids at school who think they are so bad ass and so macho that they pick on the kids who are different and who say shit like this that irritate the fuck out of me. I was by no means a popular guy in school. When I lived in Indiana I was picked on daily because I'm from Kentucky. I was not embraced by any crowd and only had very limited relationships with people. I had a girlfriend who broke up with me because of people giving her shit for dating me. What I really don't understand is why do people act like complete douchebags? I have come to blows with many a school bully mostly because I will not stand for their shit. I've been called gay for standing up for a gay friend. In the article you will read that the family is not seeking monetary compensation. Fuck, they deserve it. This isn't the first time a student at this school has been bullied and decided he didn't want to deal with it anymore. It's a re-occuring theme there. The teachers are doing nothing about it either. So who can the kids turn to for help? No one. Hell, I saw that when this goes to court that the judge, jury, whoever should decide that the family should be compensated with cash for their pain and suffering and for entrusting a school with the protection of their child. Especially considering that said school has done not a damn thing to help make the kids feel safe. Some of you will think that the kid should have stood up for himself and fought back. I agree, but some people are passifist (fuck I don't know how to spell it and I'm to lazy to Google right not). What I'd really like to see is another story from this school in a year or so where suddenly there is on kid who use to bully the others who got his ass kicked by a kid he bullied. It will happen to this kid or any others who have been bullies. Karma is a bitch people. It will be the kids who are being picked on who will one day be running this country and it will be the dick heads who bullied others who will make sure that we get to answer the question "Would you like fries with that?" People wonder why we have war and murder. I say look no further than your local high school. Look at how certain students are favored over the others. Look and see which ones are slowly pushing the others to commit such heinous acts. Those people are the reason why we still have such things in this world. They are the ones who become the next Jeffrey Dahmer, Wayne Gacy, and Charles Manson (which may be giving some more credit than they deserve due to most of these dicks living on the addage of "I'm not very bright but I can lift heavy things").
Alright I'm done for today. Until next time take care of yourselves (unless you're one of the aforementioned douchebags, then I don't care).
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Advertisements and Super Heroes...
Alrighty then kids let's just jump right in to this one shall we?
An unfortunate side effect of this wonderful thing we call the internet is that there are ads and spam everywhere and then some. Sometimes however ads can backfire and be placed where they really shouldn't have been placed. A website called Oddee which seems to just take things from Cracked had two sections on unfortunate ad placement (Gallery 1 Gallery 2). So I took a gander at them and relized yeah ads really suck. I then turn around and while and find an unfortunate placement of my own from their website.
It's just something about the words "Mammoth Erection" and "Come feel the Spirit" that made me chuckle. Yes, I do realize that I'm going to hell for this but it's still funny none-the-less. What I also was made to realize is that way to many people are getting into the whole ad scene when their efforts (and cash) could be going to help people in need (*cough*me*cough*). In this slumping economy should "Christ Unveiled Ministries" really be putting ads (that just get ignored anyway) on a website? They could have put them to better use helping those in need and then maybe people would notice hey those ministry people are really nice maybe I can help them make a difference. Yet we see none of that. We only see and photo with the words "Mammoth Erection" followed by an ad that says "Come feel the spirit."
Some of the ads in the above links really made me feel like I will delve deeper into a "special" (as my wife and I refer to it) type of hell. I chuckled at the photo that included a story about a daughter killing her dad while an ad read "dad, what will happen to me and mommy if you die?" I know I know I'm a sick sadistic ass-hole with no reason to live. Unfortunatly, for you, I do have a reason to live: Human Stupidity. It's those type of things that get me through the day. Knowing that no matter what mediocre path I take in life that there will always be someone with a much better postition in life who will fuck up and make me laugh at them. Hell, I even read a story about a guy who, literally, did nothing for several years and got paid for it (read Edward McSweegan's profile for the Tournament of Genius (via Mental Floss). You would think a guy whose supposed to be smart would have know to shut the hell up and get paid.
Growing up I always wondered what it'd be like to be Ironman (greatest super-hero ever). When I quickly realized what being broke as hell was I settled for something radio-active to happen to me. Guess what? It didn't. No spider, no gamma rays, not even a damn super robotic arm. Nope I got fat playing my games and reading my comics. But you know what? In this day and age anyone...I do mean anyone even me...can be a bonafide super-hero! All it takes it a bad ass costume and a need to help other people (damnit out of the race already). Now unless you've been out of the loop (or just plain don't care about people dressing in spandex fighting crime) I'm sure you've heard of SuperBarrio or others (taking a stab and saying no...no you havn't). Well, now you have. I wonder which browser FoxFire uses? So with this in mind that anyman/anywoman can be a super-hero I have decided that from this day forth I shall be known as...FatAssTico!!! Yeah, really nice. Worked on it for all of three seconds. Nope, no other considerations. For my wardrobe I am currently looking for endorsements (wink wink there Nike...Rebook?...Damnit...Hey Puma how you doing?). I am not afraid to help the people. But only if they pay me or are just hot (in which case I give them my wife's ac unit she loves so much. what? you think I meant hot and in good looking? hell i'm a married man I can't look. but I can peak...hehe). I am hoping to find something that is slimming and not like the children's Spiderman costume I once wore to the skate park here in Louisville (try and get that image out of your mind. and no it's not on youtube sick-o). I think that maybe we should super impose an image of a fat ass (donkey...perv) onto the shirt. That away whilst I sit and hinder their movements until the police arrive they shall know that their evil plans were foiled at the hands of FatAssTico!
Alrighty kids. I'm done for now. Threw in a light-hearted blog. Hopefully it put a smile on your face, unless you know me then I'm sure you're currently hovering over a toilet somewhere losing the last 4 meals you've eaten at the thought of me in a kid's Spiderman costume. Well, I am off. Take care until next blog time and then I don't care.
An unfortunate side effect of this wonderful thing we call the internet is that there are ads and spam everywhere and then some. Sometimes however ads can backfire and be placed where they really shouldn't have been placed. A website called Oddee which seems to just take things from Cracked had two sections on unfortunate ad placement (Gallery 1 Gallery 2). So I took a gander at them and relized yeah ads really suck. I then turn around and while and find an unfortunate placement of my own from their website.
It's just something about the words "Mammoth Erection" and "Come feel the Spirit" that made me chuckle. Yes, I do realize that I'm going to hell for this but it's still funny none-the-less. What I also was made to realize is that way to many people are getting into the whole ad scene when their efforts (and cash) could be going to help people in need (*cough*me*cough*). In this slumping economy should "Christ Unveiled Ministries" really be putting ads (that just get ignored anyway) on a website? They could have put them to better use helping those in need and then maybe people would notice hey those ministry people are really nice maybe I can help them make a difference. Yet we see none of that. We only see and photo with the words "Mammoth Erection" followed by an ad that says "Come feel the spirit."
Some of the ads in the above links really made me feel like I will delve deeper into a "special" (as my wife and I refer to it) type of hell. I chuckled at the photo that included a story about a daughter killing her dad while an ad read "dad, what will happen to me and mommy if you die?" I know I know I'm a sick sadistic ass-hole with no reason to live. Unfortunatly, for you, I do have a reason to live: Human Stupidity. It's those type of things that get me through the day. Knowing that no matter what mediocre path I take in life that there will always be someone with a much better postition in life who will fuck up and make me laugh at them. Hell, I even read a story about a guy who, literally, did nothing for several years and got paid for it (read Edward McSweegan's profile for the Tournament of Genius (via Mental Floss). You would think a guy whose supposed to be smart would have know to shut the hell up and get paid.
Growing up I always wondered what it'd be like to be Ironman (greatest super-hero ever). When I quickly realized what being broke as hell was I settled for something radio-active to happen to me. Guess what? It didn't. No spider, no gamma rays, not even a damn super robotic arm. Nope I got fat playing my games and reading my comics. But you know what? In this day and age anyone...I do mean anyone even me...can be a bonafide super-hero! All it takes it a bad ass costume and a need to help other people (damnit out of the race already). Now unless you've been out of the loop (or just plain don't care about people dressing in spandex fighting crime) I'm sure you've heard of SuperBarrio or others (taking a stab and saying no...no you havn't). Well, now you have. I wonder which browser FoxFire uses? So with this in mind that anyman/anywoman can be a super-hero I have decided that from this day forth I shall be known as...FatAssTico!!! Yeah, really nice. Worked on it for all of three seconds. Nope, no other considerations. For my wardrobe I am currently looking for endorsements (wink wink there Nike...Rebook?...Damnit...Hey Puma how you doing?). I am not afraid to help the people. But only if they pay me or are just hot (in which case I give them my wife's ac unit she loves so much. what? you think I meant hot and in good looking? hell i'm a married man I can't look. but I can peak...hehe). I am hoping to find something that is slimming and not like the children's Spiderman costume I once wore to the skate park here in Louisville (try and get that image out of your mind. and no it's not on youtube sick-o). I think that maybe we should super impose an image of a fat ass (donkey...perv) onto the shirt. That away whilst I sit and hinder their movements until the police arrive they shall know that their evil plans were foiled at the hands of FatAssTico!
Alrighty kids. I'm done for now. Threw in a light-hearted blog. Hopefully it put a smile on your face, unless you know me then I'm sure you're currently hovering over a toilet somewhere losing the last 4 meals you've eaten at the thought of me in a kid's Spiderman costume. Well, I am off. Take care until next blog time and then I don't care.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Writer's Block and Bad Parenting
Alright, so let's see...Today (or better yet yesterday at the time of writing) is my wife's birthday. What really sucks about this is that I had to work. Seriously, this was one of the longest nights in recent memory. Ever have one of those, not timely long, long nights where 15 minutes seem like an hour? Yeah, those suck donkey balls and it was one of those nights. Let me explain this to those who don't know me and may for whatever reason decide they wanna read this blog of mine. I work third shift so for me even though it's 5:03am on March 31st, it's still the 30th in my opinion. A new day doesn't start until I go nighty night and then crawl back out of bed. I do like to irritate my wife and play with her when the whole issue of days come up and use the whole "technically it's (insert day here) not (insert day before other inserted day) because it's X o'clock in the morning hahaha." Yeah I know it's cheesy but whatever.
Writer's block really really sucks. In the midst of typing the ending to a story I'm wanting to work on (doing it backwards because the ending came to mind first and I hate trying to write literally from front to back) and when you have the ideas and are unable to convey them into words, while having it sound cohesive, really really sucks. I just wonder if other (people with a passion for doing something but will never get really big at it so it really seems pointless anyway) "artist" ever run into a block. You ever hear of Painter's Block? Sculpture's Block? Optical Illusion Creator Guy's Block? No because they can show you what they mean. Nope not me I gotta go for one in which I have to describe and make people see. For instance, I'm going to describe something and I want you to try and envision it without me actually saying what the hell it is. A huge furry beast, with claws that could slash through flesh like a knife through butter, takes his slumber in a dark and dank hole that nature carved out for him. Ok...so now Google "bear sleeping in cave" which one does a better job of "showing" you what the hell is going on? Google Images - 1 Me - 0.
Why does IE not really work? Ever since I updated this damn browser to their "we wanna be like firefox so now we have tabbed browsing" look, just about everytime I try to use one of the tabs it either takes forever to load or it just refuses to load. Visually yeah it looks better and is more appealing for my eyes than Firefox...but looking good doesn't really matter all that much when intelligence plays a factor (just ask South Carolina).
Something else that's been annoying me. I recently watched 2 videos from 1985 (Part 1 Part 2). They were covering the topic of Dungeons & Dragons (D&D for all my hip to it nerd bretherin out there) and how D&D was causing kids to kill themselves. This is what is know as a moral panic. It's ridiculous because what they're saying is that 35 deaths (I think that was the number) were all linked to D&D. Now in this argument they claim that ALL of these deaths had D&D to blame as the sole reason. The parents in those videos say "oh we didn't know he was into it and blah blah blah" well maybe if you spent a little more fucking time with your kids you would know what the hell they're into. Hell, maybe you'd even find out that he gets picked on by the rest of the damn school and he's an outcast. Did you ever think of that? It's like saying "well we had 100 people kill others last year, and of those 100 there were 35 of them who had facial hair...therefore we lay the blame at the feet of goatees and their evils." Because what they fail to mention is that OTHER PEOPLE KILLED THEMSELVES AND OTHERS THAT YEAR NOT JUST D&D PLAYERS!!! Why not blame the Yankees? Hell, I'm sure there were more than 35 Yankee fans who killed other people. These are also the same people who will argue that Video Games (like GTA4, Fallout 3, Left 4 Dead) are making kids go out and kill people. Fuck that noise what is making these kids do this shit is because A) they don't have great parents B) they are most likly getting shit from their peers at school. But of course no one wants to bring the parents or the schools into it do we? Same thing can be said about Heavy Metal. "Oh it's the work of Satan." Fuck that no it isn't. What is it is the work of people who can do more than get beats off a computer and play nursery rhymes over top of it (looking at you rap industry, I've heard row your boat and others in rap songs) they can actually play instruments while keeping said beat and hell some of them even sing while playing instruments. To sum up this whole rant: Man up and quit trying to blame your inadaquacies as parents on someone else.
I'm gonna end this particular entry with a list of sites that I frequent and what I think about them.
I-Am-Bored.com - Alright for a good laugh everyonce in a while. Sometimes they post things a little while after they've burned out. But all in all good.
Cracked.com - Good site just wish they would do more articles than what they normally put out in a day.
Break.com - Overall enjoyable site. Plus, it's where the Break Moments in Deevolution come from.
MentalFloss.com - Love the site. Full of random information and they have great dedicated writers.
FMyLife.com - always makes me feel better about my own life.
So yeah I think that's all the non-gaming sites I visit. Not gonna list the gaming ones in case anyone from my work stumbles across this blog and decides to block those. Well kids I'm out.
Writer's block really really sucks. In the midst of typing the ending to a story I'm wanting to work on (doing it backwards because the ending came to mind first and I hate trying to write literally from front to back) and when you have the ideas and are unable to convey them into words, while having it sound cohesive, really really sucks. I just wonder if other (people with a passion for doing something but will never get really big at it so it really seems pointless anyway) "artist" ever run into a block. You ever hear of Painter's Block? Sculpture's Block? Optical Illusion Creator Guy's Block? No because they can show you what they mean. Nope not me I gotta go for one in which I have to describe and make people see. For instance, I'm going to describe something and I want you to try and envision it without me actually saying what the hell it is. A huge furry beast, with claws that could slash through flesh like a knife through butter, takes his slumber in a dark and dank hole that nature carved out for him. Ok...so now Google "bear sleeping in cave" which one does a better job of "showing" you what the hell is going on? Google Images - 1 Me - 0.
Why does IE not really work? Ever since I updated this damn browser to their "we wanna be like firefox so now we have tabbed browsing" look, just about everytime I try to use one of the tabs it either takes forever to load or it just refuses to load. Visually yeah it looks better and is more appealing for my eyes than Firefox...but looking good doesn't really matter all that much when intelligence plays a factor (just ask South Carolina).
Something else that's been annoying me. I recently watched 2 videos from 1985 (Part 1 Part 2). They were covering the topic of Dungeons & Dragons (D&D for all my hip to it nerd bretherin out there) and how D&D was causing kids to kill themselves. This is what is know as a moral panic. It's ridiculous because what they're saying is that 35 deaths (I think that was the number) were all linked to D&D. Now in this argument they claim that ALL of these deaths had D&D to blame as the sole reason. The parents in those videos say "oh we didn't know he was into it and blah blah blah" well maybe if you spent a little more fucking time with your kids you would know what the hell they're into. Hell, maybe you'd even find out that he gets picked on by the rest of the damn school and he's an outcast. Did you ever think of that? It's like saying "well we had 100 people kill others last year, and of those 100 there were 35 of them who had facial hair...therefore we lay the blame at the feet of goatees and their evils." Because what they fail to mention is that OTHER PEOPLE KILLED THEMSELVES AND OTHERS THAT YEAR NOT JUST D&D PLAYERS!!! Why not blame the Yankees? Hell, I'm sure there were more than 35 Yankee fans who killed other people. These are also the same people who will argue that Video Games (like GTA4, Fallout 3, Left 4 Dead) are making kids go out and kill people. Fuck that noise what is making these kids do this shit is because A) they don't have great parents B) they are most likly getting shit from their peers at school. But of course no one wants to bring the parents or the schools into it do we? Same thing can be said about Heavy Metal. "Oh it's the work of Satan." Fuck that no it isn't. What is it is the work of people who can do more than get beats off a computer and play nursery rhymes over top of it (looking at you rap industry, I've heard row your boat and others in rap songs) they can actually play instruments while keeping said beat and hell some of them even sing while playing instruments. To sum up this whole rant: Man up and quit trying to blame your inadaquacies as parents on someone else.
I'm gonna end this particular entry with a list of sites that I frequent and what I think about them.
I-Am-Bored.com - Alright for a good laugh everyonce in a while. Sometimes they post things a little while after they've burned out. But all in all good.
Cracked.com - Good site just wish they would do more articles than what they normally put out in a day.
Break.com - Overall enjoyable site. Plus, it's where the Break Moments in Deevolution come from.
MentalFloss.com - Love the site. Full of random information and they have great dedicated writers.
FMyLife.com - always makes me feel better about my own life.
So yeah I think that's all the non-gaming sites I visit. Not gonna list the gaming ones in case anyone from my work stumbles across this blog and decides to block those. Well kids I'm out.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Blog Number One
Alright. Finally gave in and made a blog. Just feel it's something I can do to help pass the time. Pretty much just want to get my thoughts out there and this way people can (although I doubt they'd want to) keep up with what's going on and how I feel about it. So here we go try and keep up and sorry if I offend but hey it's my opinion.
Currently there is something out there giving vampires a bad name. Not that they ever really had a good one to start with but hey. I'm speaking on this Twilight phenominon that is going on. I think it was best described as "the Harry Potter kids have grown up and need something else to turn too." But as my wife has pointed out to me "not everyone who likes Twilight liked Harry Potter." So apparently I'm already busted on that thought. Now don't get me wrong I think the movie was alright (7.5/10) but my biggest complaint with the whole thing: VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE IN THE SUN THEY FUCKING DIE. Now that comment can also be modified to "vampires don't go in the damn sun because they die" and then it isn't just a Twilight attack *cough*Anne Rice*cough*. Now I normally just take vampire movies for what they are and I had enjoyed the movie Interview With The Vampire. My wife informed me that in one of Anne Rice's books Lestat flys to the damn sun. My response to that was to quickly say yeah and he died. Yeah...that didn't happen, apparently he came back to Earth. Now the logistics of A) flying to the sun and being a vampire and B) not being frozen completely in the vacuum of space astound me because neither one of those two items are very plausable. Vampires burn with fire which seems to be a pretty consistent thing amoungst vampiric lore. The sun is a giant ass ball of flaming goodness, so how the hell does that work? Secondly, if Lestat did go into space without protection his "blood" would have frozen and he'd be dead. So, currently I give Twilight the belivabilty factor over Anne Rice. I'm now done bitching about unreal vampire stuff.
Alright I'm done with this first one. I have a feeling that I'm going to have to cut my rants short or just go on mutiple rants when I do this. Anyway, farewell people have fun and remember nothing I say will be held against you.
Currently there is something out there giving vampires a bad name. Not that they ever really had a good one to start with but hey. I'm speaking on this Twilight phenominon that is going on. I think it was best described as "the Harry Potter kids have grown up and need something else to turn too." But as my wife has pointed out to me "not everyone who likes Twilight liked Harry Potter." So apparently I'm already busted on that thought. Now don't get me wrong I think the movie was alright (7.5/10) but my biggest complaint with the whole thing: VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE IN THE SUN THEY FUCKING DIE. Now that comment can also be modified to "vampires don't go in the damn sun because they die" and then it isn't just a Twilight attack *cough*Anne Rice*cough*. Now I normally just take vampire movies for what they are and I had enjoyed the movie Interview With The Vampire. My wife informed me that in one of Anne Rice's books Lestat flys to the damn sun. My response to that was to quickly say yeah and he died. Yeah...that didn't happen, apparently he came back to Earth. Now the logistics of A) flying to the sun and being a vampire and B) not being frozen completely in the vacuum of space astound me because neither one of those two items are very plausable. Vampires burn with fire which seems to be a pretty consistent thing amoungst vampiric lore. The sun is a giant ass ball of flaming goodness, so how the hell does that work? Secondly, if Lestat did go into space without protection his "blood" would have frozen and he'd be dead. So, currently I give Twilight the belivabilty factor over Anne Rice. I'm now done bitching about unreal vampire stuff.
Alright I'm done with this first one. I have a feeling that I'm going to have to cut my rants short or just go on mutiple rants when I do this. Anyway, farewell people have fun and remember nothing I say will be held against you.
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